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POOP. Right, now that I have your attention, I have a question for you: Do you want to feel great, look amazing, and have a feeling of all-around awesomeness? Well, guess what. You can, and it all comes down to poo.

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WHAT DO I GET?

 
  • This 28-day Colon Cleanse provides you with everything you need to trigger your body’s natural cleansing processes
  • Designed with 25 years of experience, this program will guide you through 14 Cleanses over the course of 28 days
  • Access to online platform, step-by-step Cleanse Guide, digital resources, community and dedicated support team
  • Physical Cleanse Kit providing all you need to complete the course
  • HumanFood 101 digital copy, including suggested recipes to accompany the Cleanse
  • If you are new to detoxing, I would suggest preparing by reducing caffeine and alcohol in the lead-up to the Cleanse – it will make the process a lot more gentle
  • This Colon Cleanse is the perfect way to prepare your body for either a Kidney or a Liver Cleanse

So, my lovelies, are you ready to drop a deuce like a diva?
Crap like a King? Defecate like a dude or dudette?
Click the link below to purchase your very own Colon Cleanse Kit.

WHAT DOES YOUR COLON DO?

Your colon is a subject that rarely comes up. Let’s face it, talking about poop is unlikely to be top of your list. Howeverhere’s a fun fact: research recently revealed that when you can speak about poop with your partner, it’s a sign you are willing to be intimate and real with them on all levels, and professionals consider it a sign of a healthy relationship. 

Anyway! Your colon is the last port of call for what was your food, which has been digested. If your body is working well, the food has had all its nutrients removed and they’ve been absorbed by your body, and it has now become the waste you no longer need. You are ready to let it go and allow it past the finish line.

WHAT IT OFFERS

SIGNS YOU NEED TO DO A COLON CLEANSE

01. POOR POOP SCHEDULE

your bowel movements are less than 3-4 times a day

02. EXTRA CHONK

you're carrying extra weight, especially around your lower abdomen and hips

03. GIMME THAT MEAT

you eat a lot of cold meat

04. YAWN

you're fatigued all the time

05. PREPARING

you're preparing to do further cleanses

FAQ's

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

If you must, although we advise that you continue the sequence for best results. If you miss a day, as long as you have avoided caffeine and alcohol and stayed hydrated, you can pick up where you left off the next day.

You should be fine, but always check with your doctor if you are unsure.

No, but you can always try Pure Body and Pure Body Extra for a detox you can do until baby is out the womb and done breastfeeding.

You’ll want to stay close to your toilet in the morning, for sure. Bring a book or something to binge-watch. After the cleanse, you’ll be pooping when you’re meant to! 

BENEFITS OF DOING A COLON CLEANSE

01. HAPPY HEAD

may support mental clarity

02. DIVINE DIGESTION

supports your body to repair itself

03. NO MORE FREELOADERS

kiss parasites goodbye

04. HAPPY AUNT FLO

calms menstrual irregularities

05. FEEL MORE FRISKY

helps your body keep reproductive organs healthy

I have done all cleanses recommended and supported by Savannah...liver, kidney & colon… My body, mind & soul felt happier & healthier for it. Taking responsibility for my health has been the best decision ever!
Venessa Guiry
I'll save showing you the photos of the results, but needless to say, it was a great success! I am amazed by what came out of me whilst doing this cleanse! I am surprised and delighted by how magnificent I feel! Everyone should try this!
Min Forsey
Thank you, Savannah, for this clear and simple-to-follow cleansing protocol; it was perfect for me. It gave me the opportunity to reset and clean my digestive system and it was great to know I could reach out for guidance throughout the process. On completion, I felt lighter physically and emotionally, and had more energy. My skin and eyes looked clear and bright. I plan to do this once or twice a year going forward!
Deborah O'Shea

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ABOUT SAVANNAH

Hi, I’m Savannah Alalia, and I’ve been a clean colon Queen, helping others detox and cleanse for over 25 years. I'm gonna toot my own horn and say that I’ve helped clean up hundreds of colons in my lifetime – helping people to go with the flow!

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