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START TAKING THE PISS
Ready for more energy – without the need for caffeine?
Sound too good to be true? Listen up, friend, I’m gonna blow your mind …
From tea to pee: this is the story of cleansing your kidneys!
It is a potent and deeply empowering process, both for your body and your life.
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ABOUT SAVANNAH
Hi, I’m Savannah Alalia, and I’ve been a full-time cleanse guinea pig and champion clean pee-er for the last 25 years. Oh, and I’ve also have thousands of other happy guinea pigs who seek out my expertise to tell them which cleanse to try next. Are you ready to become a happy guinea pig? Joking aside, I do actually know what I’m talking about … mostly. 😉
WHAT DO I GET?
- wildcrafted herbs designed with over 25 years detox experience
- Access to online platform, step-by-step Cleanse Guide, digital resources, community and dedicated support team
- Physical Cleanse Kit providing all you need to complete the course
- HumanFood 101 digital copy, including suggested recipes to accompany the Cleanse
- If you are new to detoxing, I would suggest preparing by reducing caffeine and alcohol in the lead-up to the Cleanse – it will make the process a lot more gentle
- You may benefit from doing a Colon Cleanse before this Kidney Cleanse
- This Kidney Cleanse is the perfect way to prepare your body for a Liver Cleanse
If you’re ready to feel all of the buzz with none of the fuzz – I swear that made sense in my head – click on the link below to purchase your Kidney Cleanse Kit.
WHAT DO YOUR KIDNEYS DO?
Your kidneys are the filters for water-soluble toxins and help keep your body clean and functioning well. Like the filters you hopefully have in your kitchen for filtering your water, keeping your inner filters or your organs clean and strong will mean your body, like your water filter, can work better.
Your kidneys process metabolic waste and toxins from your blood. They are one of your body’s filtering systems. They remove excess fluids as well. The waste and toxins are sent from the kidneys to the bladder, where they’re excreted as urine. Phew! That’s the science bit over!
Because of how sedentary our lives have become (basically, you’re sat on your ass for far too long) and how unusual it is to have proper core strength, your kidneys may require extra effort to get them moving properly. Typically, there are markers for when you need to cleanse your kidneys, one of them being the colour of your pee, but if your kidneys are stuck from lack of movement, then your pee can still look ok. The combination of healthy movement and herbs during this kidney cleanse may transform your kidney function and reinvigorate you.
WHAT IT OFFERS
- encourages you to establish a hydration routine (that's a fancy of way of saying drinking enough water)
- reduces stress on your body
- supports your body's elimination process
- sustained energy levels throughout the day
- deeper sleep
- connects you to your body's natural rhythms
- you may have increased clarity of mind, including improved meditation, mental peace, better connected intuition, and increased energy
SIGNS YOU NEED TO DO A KIDNEY CLEANSE
01. DECREASED ENERGY – ESPECIALLY IN THE AFTERNOONS
that dreaded 4pm slump
02.GRITTY PEE
painful, awkward, and icky
03. BAGS OR DARK CIRCLES UNDER YOUR EYES
no one wants to look like a basset hound
04. FEELING SLUGGING
looking at you, couch potato!
05. EXCESS WATER RETENTION AND BLOATING
feeling like a beached whale
FAQ's
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Try to avoid taking a day off. But if you miss a day, as long as you have avoided caffeine and alcohol, you can pick up where you left off the next day.
The Kidney Cleanse Tea is a blend of Marjoram, Cat’s Claw, Comfrey Root, Fennel Seed, Chicory Root, Bearberry Leaf, Hydrangea Root, Gravel Root and Marshmallow Root. You should be fine, but always check with your doctor if you are unsure.
No, but you can always try Pure Body and Pure Body Extra for a detox you can do until baby is out of the womb and done breastfeeding.
BENEFITS OF DOING A KIDNEY CLEANSE
01. BE MORE COMFY
may decrease lower back pain
02. FEEL ZESTY ALL DAY
may regulate erratic energy levels
03. BE MORE PERKY
say buh-bye to afternoon energy slumps
04. CATCH MORE ZZZ
happy kidneys = better sleep
05. CHILL VIBES ALL THE WAY
less stress and anxiety
