THE COLON CLEANSE KIT

POOP.
Right, now that I have your attention, I have a question for you: Do you want to feel great, look amazing, and have a feeling of all-around awesomeness? Well, guess what. You can, and it all comes down to poo.

ABOUT SAVANNAH

Hi, I’m Savannah Alalia, and I’ve been pooping like a boss and helping others do the same for over 25 years. It would sound weird to say, ‘I’m passionate about poop,’ so instead, I’ll say, 'I’m passionate about helping your body move smoothly and release fully, allowing you to rise from the loo like a phoenix from the ashes!' (Yeah, that’s weirder, but I’ll roll with it.)

WHAT DO I GET?

This 30-day Colon Cleanse provides you with everything you need to trigger your bodies’ natural cleansing processes
Designed with 25 years of experience, this program will guide you through 14 Cleanses over the course of 30 days
Access to online platform, step-by-step Cleanse Guide, digital resources, community and dedicated support team
Physical Cleanse Kit providing all you need to complete the course
HumanFood 101 digital copy, including suggested recipes to accompany the Cleanse
If you are new to detoxing, I would suggest preparing by reducing caffeine and alcohol in the lead-up to the Cleanse – it will make the process a lot more gentle
This Colon Cleanse is the perfect way to prepare your body for either a Kidney or a Liver Cleanse

So, my lovelies, are you ready to drop a deuce like a diva?
Crap like a King? Defecate like a dude or dudette?
Click the link below to purchase your very own Colon Cleanse Kit.

WHAT DOES YOUR COLON DO?

Your colon is a subject that rarely comes up. Let’s face it, talking about poop is unlikely to be top of your list. However, here’s a fun fact: research recently revealed that when you can speak about poop with your partner, it’s a sign you are willing to be intimate and real with them on all levels, and professionals consider it a sign of a healthy relationship.

Anyway! Your colon is the last port of call for what was your food, which has been digested. If your body is working well, the food has had all its nutrients removed and they’ve been absorbed by your body, and it has now become the waste you no longer need. You are ready to let it go and allow it past the finish line.

WHAT IT OFFERS

Within 2-3 days of doing the first cleanse, you will notice fresher breath, improved sleep, softer skin, improved digestion and an increasing state of lightness in your body.
Your sweat will become odourless.
Your skin and especially your complexion will seem brighter, more radiant and attractive.
You will help boost your immune system.
The natural salt may help regulate your metabolism, bringing balance to your weight, whether you are under or overweight.
Your palate may shift, assisting your body to crave the correct foods for your health and wellbeing.
You may have increased clarity of mind, including improved meditation, mental peace, better connected intuition, and increased energy.

SIGNS YOU NEED TO DO A COLON CLEANSE

01. POOR POOP SCHEDULE

your bowel movements are less than 3-4 times a day

02. EXTRA CHONK

you're carrying extra weight, especially around your lower abdomen and hips

03. GIMME THAT MEAT

you eat a lot of cold meat

04. YAWN

you're fatigued all the time

05. PREPARING

you're preparing to do further cleanses

FAQ's

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

can I take a day off?

If you must, although we advise that you continue the sequence for best results. If you miss a day, as long as you have avoided caffeine and alcohol and stayed hydrated, you can pick up where you left off the next day.

can I do this if I’m taking other medications?

You should be fine, but always check with your doctor if you are unsure.

can I do this if I’m pregnant?

No, but you can always try Pure Body and Pure Body Extra for a detox you can do until baby is out the womb and done breastfeeding.

will this make me poop all the time?

You’ll want to stay close to your toilet in the morning, for sure. Bring a book or something to binge-watch. After the cleanse, you’ll be pooping when you’re meant to!

BENEFITS OF DOING A COLON CLEANSE

01. HAPPY HEAD

may support mental clarity

02. DIVINE DIGESTION

supports your body to repair itself

03. NO MORE FREELOADERS

kiss parasites goodbye

04. HAPPY AUNT FLO

calms menstrual irregularities

05. FEEL MORE FRISKY

helps your body keep reproductive organs healthy

I have done all cleanses recommended and supported by Savannah...liver, kidney & colon… My body, mind & soul felt happier & healthier for it. Taking responsibility for my health has been the best decision ever!

Venessa Guiry

I'll save showing you the photos of the results, but needless to say, it was a great success! I am amazed by what came out of me whilst doing this cleanse! I am surprised and delighted by how magnificent I feel! Everyone should try this!

Min Forsey

Thank you, Savannah, for this clear and simple-to-follow cleansing protocol; it was perfect for me. It gave me the opportunity to reset and clean my digestive system and it was great to know I could reach out for guidance throughout the process. On completion, I felt lighter physically and emotionally, and had more energy. My skin and eyes looked clear and bright. I plan to do this once or twice a year going forward!

Deborah O'Shea

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