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Ready for more energy – without the need for caffeine?
Sound too good to be true? Listen up, friend, I’m gonna blow your mind …
From tea to pee: this is the story of cleansing your kidneys!
It is a potent and deeply empowering process, both for your body and your life.

WHAT DO I GET?

This 21-day Kidney Cleanse may help you reset your body’s natural energy levels without the need for stimulants
The Kidney Cleanse includes a proprietary blend of wildcrafted herbs designed with over 25 years detox experience
Access to online platform, step-by-step Cleanse Guide, digital resources, community and dedicated support team
HumanFood 101 digital copy, including suggested recipes to accompany the Cleanse
If you are new to detoxing, I would suggest preparing by reducing caffeine and alcohol in the lead-up to the Cleanse – it will make the process a lot more gentle
You may benefit from doing a Colon Cleanse before this Kidney Cleanse
This Kidney Cleanse is the perfect way to prepare your body for a Liver Cleanse

If you’re ready to feel all of the buzz with none of the fuzz – I swear that made sense in my head – click on the link below to purchase your Kidney Cleanse.

WHAT DO YOUR KIDNEYS DO?

Your kidneys are the filters for water-soluble toxins and help keep your body clean and functioning well. Like the filters you hopefully have in your kitchen for filtering your water, keeping your inner filters or your organs clean and strong will mean your body, like your water filter, can work better.

Your kidneys process metabolic waste and toxins from your blood. They are one of your body’s filtering systems. They remove excess fluids as well. The waste and toxins are sent from the kidneys to the bladder, where they’re excreted as urine. Phew! That’s the science bit over!

Because of how sedentary our lives have become (basically, you’re sat on your ass for far too long) and how unusual it is to have proper core strength, your kidneys may require extra effort to get them moving properly. Typically, there are markers for when you need to cleanse your kidneys, one of them being the colour of your pee, but if your kidneys are stuck from lack of movement, then your pee can still look ok. The combination of healthy movement and herbs during this kidney cleanse may transform your kidney function and reinvigorate you.

WHAT IT OFFERS

SIGNS YOU NEED TO DO A KIDNEY CLEANSE

01. DECREASED ENERGY – ESPECIALLY IN THE AFTERNOONS

that dreaded 4pm slump

02.GRITTY PEE

painful, awkward, and icky

03. BAGS OR DARK CIRCLES UNDER YOUR EYES

no one wants to look like a basset hound

04. FEELING SLUGGISH

looking at you, couch potato!

05. EXCESS WATER RETENTION AND BLOATING

feeling like a beached whale

FAQ's

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

can I take a day off?

Try to avoid taking a day off. But if you miss a day, as long as you have avoided caffeine and alcohol, you can pick up where you left off the next day.

can I do this if I’m taking other medications?

The Kidney Cleanse Tea is a blend of Marjoram, Cat’s Claw, Comfrey Root, Fennel Seed, Chicory Root, Bearberry Leaf, Hydrangea Root, Gravel Root and Marshmallow Root. You should be fine, but always check with your doctor if you are unsure.

can I do this if I’m pregnant?

No, but you can always try Pure Body and Pure Body Extra for a detox you can do until baby is out of the womb and done breastfeeding.

BENEFITS OF DOING A KIDNEY CLEANSE

01. BE MORE COMFY

may decrease lower back pain

02. FEEL ZESTY ALL DAY

may regulate erratic energy levels

03. BE MORE PERKY

say buh-bye to afternoon energy slumps

04. CATCH MORE ZZZ

happy kidneys = better sleep

05. CHILL VIBES ALL THE WAY

less stress and anxiety

I have done all cleanses recommended and supported by Savannah...liver, kidney & colon. My body, mind & soul felt happier & healthier for it. Taking responsibility for my health has been the best decision ever!

Venessa Guiry

Whilst initially I felt a little bit tired as I started this cleanse, over the following 21 days, I felt my energy levels steadily increase. And by the end of it, the 4pm slump had all but disappeared!

Min Forsey

I was worried about giving up caffeine, but it was easier than I thought. And by the end of it, I had so much more energy and it was stable throughout the day – no slumps in the afternoon! And I slept like a baby!

Jesse Lynn Smart

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ABOUT SAVANNAH

Hi, I’m Savannah Alalia, and I’ve been a clean organ Queen, helping others detox and cleanse for over 25 years. Without wanting to brag, I’ve helped hundreds of people to cleanse in my lifetime – if you’re imagining those computer wizards who come in and give your system a full reboot, you're on the right track.