POOP. Right, now that I have your attention, I have a question for you: Do you want to feel great, look amazing, and have a feeling of all-around awesomeness? Well, guess what. You can, and it all comes down to poo.
So, my lovelies, are you ready to drop a deuce like a diva?
Crap like a King? Defecate like a dude or dudette?
Click the link below to purchase your very own Colon Cleanse.
Your colon is a subject that rarely comes up. Let’s face it, talking about poop is unlikely to be top of your list. However, here’s a fun fact: research recently revealed that when you can speak about poop with your partner, it’s a sign you are willing to be intimate and real with them on all levels, and professionals consider it a sign of a healthy relationship.
Anyway! Your colon is the last port of call for what was your food, which has been digested. If your body is working well, the food has had all its nutrients removed and they’ve been absorbed by your body, and it has now become the waste you no longer need. You are ready to let it go and allow it past the finish line.
If you must, although we advise that you continue the sequence for best results. If you miss a day, as long as you have avoided caffeine and alcohol and stayed hydrated, you can pick up where you left off the next day.
No, but you can always try Pure Body and Pure Body Extra for a detox you can do until baby is out the womb and done breastfeeding.
You’ll want to stay close to your toilet in the morning, for sure. Bring a book or something to binge-watch. After the cleanse, you’ll be pooping when you’re meant to!
Hi, I’m Savannah Alalia, and I’ve been a clean organ Queen, helping others detox and cleanse for over 25 years. Without wanting to brag, I’ve helped hundreds of people to cleanse in my lifetime – if you’re imagining those computer wizards who come in and give your system a full reboot, you're on the right track.